x_storm | (no subject)

Has anyone seen my Nkwe ya Gauta CD anywhere? It was in the stereo in my office and I was quite enjoying listening to it - now it's gone.

Strange. CDs don't usually vanish into thin air.

This is true; they don't. Do you have any idea where it could be?

Me? That's an odd question. You and I have very different musical tastes, remember...

So you are saying you have no idea where it could be?

I means what I say and I say what I means.

...my favorite pen has gone missing too. I am beginning to think this may be more than just me misplacing things.

Are you implicitly accusing me of petty thievery?

There is nothing petty about it, this is my favorite pen!

Well, then. There's a simple answer, you realize.

And what might that be?

Return to status quo. Your pen and CD reappear, and my rumballs, when they appear, wind up on my desk and no one else's.

PROFESSOR!!

You seem incensed.

Better not check your locker, then.

If there is anything missing from my locker, Scott Summers, you will be sorry.

Mm-hm.

My moisturizer, Scott? Really? You truly are evil...

Not evil, just thorough.

Stormy, you're letting amateur thieves get the better of you? Tsk...

Enough, you. My locker was not even locked!

Have you considered booby trapping it?