I will only ask once...

[x_storm]

Who ate the last of the double-fudge and cherry ice cream from the freezer and did not put it down on the shopping list so that no more was purchased during the most recent grocery trip?

There are ways of finding out. It is best to confess now. This means you.

Comments

[x-gambit.livejournal.com]

You know that too much sugar isn't healthy for you...

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

And too much lightning is not healthy for you.

Are you calling me fat?

[x-gambit.livejournal.com]

Stormy, if I was going to call you fat, I'd call you fat. From a safe distance. And behind Cain.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Oh no, don't you drag me into your domestic squabbles. I've been zapped by that woman before. Invulnerable or not, that shit hurts.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

One of you is a very smart man. The other, very lucky that he is out of range.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...that's my fault, actually. Not the eating, because well, ice cream. Just the running out. I haven't been buying ice cream since Bobby got home but I guess I need to start doing that again.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

I honestly do not know if I can forgive you for this oversight, Lorna. It would be one thing if it was one of the students - I could assign them an essay for punishment - but for you? I think I must demand brownies.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! Brownies with nuts or do you prefer eunuch brownies?

[Please don't kill me.]

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

Can you make brownies with cherries? The kind with the sickly-sweet syrup?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...yeah, I can but...

um.

Yes, I can. Check your email.

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

If you have found a way to email brownies I will not only forgive you for the ice cream snafu, but love you forever.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Not exactly, no.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Come, 'Ro. I will take you out to a special dinner, my treat, and, if you need, provide the really good painkillers.