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To: Staff, students
Re: Cannister of Kopi Luwak coffee in the kitchen cupboard, labelled 'Property of Ororo Munroe'.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the world's most expensive coffee, it's $75 per quarter pound, and if you drink it, you've bought it.

Small doses will be administered to worthy students in the weeks preceding exams, and to staff in the weeks following them.

Until then, hands off.

That means you, Mister Allerdyce, Miss Lee, Mister Worthington, Mister Drake.

Logan.

Scott.

Charles.

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Those in my Lit survey: Last week's papers are now graded and marked; come see me in the office if you want them, otherwise I'll hand them out next time we meet.

Exams approach, my children. Class today is cancelled, but I expect you to use this time productively.